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By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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MessedUpLife00 13

Monday 17 October 2016 3:02

New all natural floss! Get it now! Only $2.99 per container!

tmj25789 23

Monday 17 October 2016 3:05

Well the plus side is he got protein from the earthworm.

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creditless 14

Monday 17 October 2016 4:59

earthworms are great for really hard to reach spots... he's brilliant!

MonsterMc 7

Monday 17 October 2016 5:36

Wait what?! I babysit a lot (I'm a guy) and almost every single time there is that ONE kid that does this? Do Utah children just like to floss with earthworms?!?

blackrose1996 11

Monday 17 October 2016 5:49

At least he tried

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Monday 17 October 2016 6:27

Well, hes tryin and thats what matters.

Solano2580 24

Monday 17 October 2016 8:22

At least it's learning.

MissMizery 19

Monday 17 October 2016 9:18

Is your son's name Shrek?? Lol

d123454321b 14

Monday 17 October 2016 9:42

At least he is learning to floss at an early age!!

cuz803 44

Tuesday 18 October 2016 2:17

OP he's just being resourceful. Worms eat bacteria, so he's letting the worm eat the bacteria from his teeth. Now your son has pearly whites, and the worm has had dinner. win win

1DreamCatcher1 20

Tuesday 18 October 2016 11:39

Kids will literally put anything and everything in their mouths. My sister tried to eat a slug when she was little, I tried to eat a woodlouse.

daidax_238 26

Tuesday 18 October 2016 14:33

He's two. Cut him some slackn

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