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By Username - 19/06/2011 09:51 - Australia

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By beforegirl - 08/11/2010 21:11 - Australia

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

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By CrawlingUnderARock - 26/09/2017 16:00

Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML

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By failout - 05/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 17:01

Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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By name50 - 07/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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By notafatlump - 02/02/2011 05:07

Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML

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By FattyMcFatFace - 24/05/2019 22:00

Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML

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LardZilla 11

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:15

At least the news reporter didn't say, "Oh my! A wild snorlax appeared!"

MasterL 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:05

sorry about that buddy :' (

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austinkiser 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 22:56

maybe op is so ugly the blur fixed their face jk...I think they can but idk op u should have stayed away from the cameras

kaylaamariee 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:15

if they don't show your face I don't thnk they have to ask you. they probably just showed the people from behind walking away from the camera

kaileigh10 2

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:32

Oh man!!! That sucks!!!

aknight14 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:33

lose weight

jackiemoonthepro 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:40

ydi

hubbs666 2

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:43

go for a run, it's free so you have no excuse

britishtome 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:44

that sucks, people are so rude, they should ask permission for that kind of shit.

antyo 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:52

I used to be fat now I'm sexy!

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