By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 02:45 - United States - Miami

Today, I saw on my 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list. What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her. FML
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tialeanne 19

At least it's on her "To Do" list and not her "Already Completed" list...

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viper8608 9

let her do it. its best to lose them young before you get too much emotional connections to them. your daughter is an example of idiocracy coming into existence.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Your daughter needs help.

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LennyComa 39

I Can't physically Faceplam hard enough. just let her do it, maybe then she'll grow the **** up whilst she is in traction for better part of a year.

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awebb21 7

At least it didn't say some boys name

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KazeTanukisan 4

I guess reading Twilight actually can kill brain cells. xD

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guyfawke 5

let her do it. you'll be doing the world a favor, and could possibly get the twilight books banned.

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Attica 20

Well, I see Natural Selection is still at work... FYL, OP. Though, teenagers write stupid things down just for fun sometimes. It could easily (hopefully) just be a joke between her and a friend, or something, from when they were very bored.

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internetqueen 1

People actually believe this FML? Please. It's so made up.

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isamisis 9

I'm sure she wasn't serious. It was probably her fictional bucket list. Give her some credit. More parents cause most problems in demeaning their children. Tell her your #1 is to go back to the future in a delorean. You both can laugh.

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