By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 02:45 - United States - Miami

Today, I saw on my 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list. What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her. FML
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tialeanne 19

At least it's on her "To Do" list and not her "Already Completed" list...

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fatalwish 6

darwin award in 3...2....1....

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The_F3rris 11

Lets all pray that OPs daughter attempts this.

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gracehi 31

I seriously doubt OP appreciates all these suggestions that his daughter actually do something that would likely kill or seriously wound her. Jeez, people. OP, I think you already know that, if this to-do list of hers is real and not just some silly joke, she is mentally disturbed and needs professional help. I hope she was joking, and if she wasn't, I hope she gets better and everything turns out okay for the both of you. Good luck.

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newmandotcom 6

YDI for letting her believe that real vampires sparkle and live in the woods. You know who else sparkles and lives in the woods? Tinker Bell....

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mpalmiter 0

#96- Yeah but at least Tinkerbell is real ;)

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blahblahblah5_x 13

No way, there's absolutely no chance that someone could be so stupid O_o

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jsolis1982 6

Op, let her try. Maybe that'll snap her out of it. And if she should die, that's one less degenerate teen in the world and we'll all thank you for it.

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Arcangel196 0

I can save her like batman. ;))

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laden_swallow09 34

Try. Get some video footage of the daring rescue while you're at it.

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RosenT1990 9

Unless she's a complete idiot, did it ever occur to you that perhaps this is a test to see if you're looking through her things?

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them34 4

Sounds like natural selection at work to me.

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