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By asdfghjkl - 18/12/2010 19:14 - United States

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By Username - 13/08/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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amerwin 3

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:35

Next time he's napping, put his nuts into a primed rat-trap and tell him that you want to play a game.

Koshman32 7

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:32

What a pussy

Comments

GoodLookingGeese 10

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:57

ehh.. kids shoun't watch horror movies

TerrorDollie 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 0:01

What in that movie could be so scary? I've seen all of them, they aren't scary.

schalk 12

Monday 20 December 2010 11:16

the bad acting..

KamilleBlack 3

Sunday 19 December 2010 0:03

Saw is pretty scary in his defense. Sorry about ur nose.

chili10 18

Sunday 19 December 2010 0:24

no, it's just full of gore. nothing that would make you jump because you always know what's coming.

spanelli 16

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:06

Unless it's the first time he's seen the movie, or any of the Saw movies. And yes, there are plenty of jump scenes.

Dont_Explain 3

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:19

Saw has never had a scary moment, I don't get the whole "oh my god *scream*" anyone can get from any of them, as 'horror' films, they suck worse than the original Friday the 13th. I'm still an avid fan though, love the story, love the cinematography and love the originality (where there is). shame saw 3d sucked...

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 15:53

Every 3D movie except for Avatar and Tron has sucked. What did you expect?

mike3775 35

Sunday 19 December 2010 0:06

dump that dud and get yourself a stud. sorry, Saw 4 was not scary at all

generalasskicker 12

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:55

no saw was scary and they all suck

Judus_beej 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 0:07

besides the first movie the saw franchise sucks. they are not scary not even the first one. your boyfriend is a bitch. tell him to stick to the carebears.