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By asdfghjkl - 18/12/2010 19:14 - United States

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

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By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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amerwin 3

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:35

Next time he's napping, put his nuts into a primed rat-trap and tell him that you want to play a game.

Koshman32 7

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:32

What a pussy

Comments

jessicaiscool 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 7:21

You guys, horrible movie. If ur the type of person who's into um blood and extreme visuals of humans getting ripped apart that's the movie 4 u. Otherwise, waste of money and time.

snafu63 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 7:29

he's a douche anyways for saying he'll protect you from a movie. what a tard

sadkiddie 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 8:18

uhmm... protect you? from what? being disturbed? Cause that's what saw movies are. There not scary and the main antagonist doesn't directly kill the people, it's just watchin people die in obscene ways for 2hrs... maybe he had a bad experience as a child and didn't know that's how the movie was gonna be... next time he wants you to cuddle in fear watch sumthin else =P

divinityofflames 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 8:20

WOW He must be a little girl

Hsuclarinetboy 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:28

He protected you alright. Best them to the punch

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 10:09

awwwnn he's sweet but needs to toughen up

Rawr100 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 10:19

WOW

elorenzo_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 13:59

Either accept his flaws or dump him. Only 2 options.

bobert258 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 14:05

well you're dating a pussy, he vcould at least hold you and not look if it was thay bad... i mean i've watched some saw movies and they're stupidly gruesome but come on!