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By asdfghjkl - 18/12/2010 19:14 - United States

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

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By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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amerwin 3

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:35

Next time he's napping, put his nuts into a primed rat-trap and tell him that you want to play a game.

Koshman32 7

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:32

What a pussy

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:29

Hostel freaked me out. Cause it is a gory movie, that could actually happen.

juniefry 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:33

i blame his gay parents:)!

kacielikewhoa 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:38

He's a keeper!

Hopersz 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:38

WTH. Your boyfriend is a wimp lol. Some boyfriend for protecting you but it was a cute gesture he said that. Now the movie isnt scary its just gory with alot of gory scenes. Ill tell you what it scary, is that little ****** Jigsaw. Lol. If your bf cant handle Saw IV then he sure as hell wont be able to handle the Saw movie thats in 3D and I believe still in theatres. I seen it, good and better then the rest thats a for sure.

Zombie65 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:18

Time for a new boyfriend enough said

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Sunday 19 December 2010 5:17

What an ass. He must have thought Saw IV couldn't be worse than all of the Final Destination's gore scenes. However, the movie proved him wrong and it got him screaming like a little girl and leaving you with an embarrassing moment. Your relationship with your BF will suck if he isn't man enough to handle the gory scenes in Saw IV or in any other Horror thriller Film. ...So yeah. :

lobsterd 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 5:45

loser

fistkick1 3

Sunday 19 December 2010 5:46

no, no, no, my friends. you got this all wrong. that line was a set up for a great break-up joke. he was probably calling his friends out in the lobby.

ewdII 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 6:41

saw, final destination, hostel, the hills have eyes, and on an on. none of them are "scary" a matter of fact i think they are pretty funny but definately not scary!