Miscellaneous: Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy...

By LALALALA - 29/05/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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By Chris - 12/08/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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By Stupid - 20/04/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 01:29 - United States

Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Childhood trauma

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 13:00

Today, before watching the new Pinocchio, we decided to watch the cartoon one from the 1940’s. Turns out, when I was a kid, the scene where the evil Coachman’s face turns demonic traumatised me. I’d forgotten until I saw the face again. I’m 56 years-old but I froze up and peed myself in my armchair. FML

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Freakout

By Pk45 - 11/11/2011 15:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML

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By Tibblesthepengwin - 14/02/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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KillerBunnies 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:40

You are never too old to be a child all over again! I love watching cartoons because they remind me of when I was little! It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Cerataphora 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:37

TS is good!

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dontcare804 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:14

This isn't really a FML. Toy Story kicks ass. Who doesn't like Pixar movies anyway?

Rachellisawesome 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:35

OMG. I'm super excited for this movie.

yep_me_again 0

Friday 12 June 2009 15:54

me too...I'm 25...FML..holy crap it's been a while since the first one came out. Now I feel old, fml again.

ohxberlin 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:25

I LOVEEEEEEEEEE TOY STORY

Masta_Blasta 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 14:55

wtf?! how can u get so worked up over that?

RockingRyan12 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:03

Dude, Toy Story is the best ******* movie ever.

groovy_deadite 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:29

HOLY ****! THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER ONE? YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

whyme_ss 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:41

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @#$*%$#&@$!&!!@#%! OMGOMGOMFFFFFFGG DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH .................................. I just hyperventlated for a second. Im 17 You're not alone.

kewl92 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:56

dude, this fml is awesome :D I first read it a long time ago and it never fails to amuse me. haha I'd seriously like to meet this guy :))

funkyness 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:18

Dude, I'm 18, and I was soo (really!!) excited when I heard there was going to be a Toy Story 3!! This is soo not a FML. It should be a celebration that we still appreciate all the little things in life! :]