Miscellaneous: Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy...

By LALALALA - 29/05/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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By Chris - 12/08/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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By Stupid - 20/04/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 01:29 - United States

Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Childhood trauma

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 13:00

Today, before watching the new Pinocchio, we decided to watch the cartoon one from the 1940’s. Turns out, when I was a kid, the scene where the evil Coachman’s face turns demonic traumatised me. I’d forgotten until I saw the face again. I’m 56 years-old but I froze up and peed myself in my armchair. FML

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Freakout

By Pk45 - 11/11/2011 15:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML

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By Tibblesthepengwin - 14/02/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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KillerBunnies 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:40

You are never too old to be a child all over again! I love watching cartoons because they remind me of when I was little! It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Cerataphora 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:37

TS is good!

Comments

Scotticus117 11

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:30

assuming your a girl, if your a guy your the gayest one ever, fyl either way but really YDI. but i guess i'll mark your life is f***ed too.

lifeisgoodsorta 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:31

ANOTHER ONE! SCORE! Also do you have ADHD?

lalap_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:11

Toy Story =

kateisbored 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:54

Aww, that's so funny and adorable. Don't be ashamed! XD

Denmark 0

Monday 1 June 2009 4:08

Last night I went to go see Up. I got there an hour early so i could get tickets for the 8 oclock showing. There was a 7 30 showing also. It was sold out. I thought it was the 8 oclock one the person was trying to get into and began crying and freaking out. Im 17. I was also the most excited person in the theatre. I gave a standing ovation in the end. NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF! Pixar is ah-mazing. also... TOY STORY 3?!?!?! OMG

unlucky_angel15 0

Monday 1 June 2009 6:40

Awwwww! That is so cute!!

losfleetbenders 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:23

Toy Story 3?! Sweet!

xxmsp91 0

Monday 1 June 2009 10:23

NICEEE TOY STORY 3!!!! damn i grew up watching that stuff man, im 17 rite now.. this isnt an FML, its just good news haha.

crutchboy90 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:33

THIS IS NOT AN FML

spazbam11 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:44

dont worry i just bougtht 3D tickets to the movie up. I had to call my boyfriend to get my credit card number while he was at his first day of work. Pixar is nessary.