Animals: Freakout

Freakout

By Pk45 - 11/11/2011 15:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML

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You deserved it 8 286

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 758

You deserved it 21 124

By Bigbaby - 11/06/2015 22:29 - United States - Ontario

Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 890

You deserved it 12 242

Mr. Robot

By confused - 30/04/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 836

You deserved it 276

Animated movies

By Penny - 18/01/2020 20:00

Today, at work, I was discussing animated movies with a male senior who's got kids. I was trying to refer to Zootopia but couldn't remember the name. I went, "Zoo, zoo... filia?" Silence. It wasn't until I got home an hour later that I realized what I said. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 644

You deserved it 477

Childhood trauma

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 13:00

Today, before watching the new Pinocchio, we decided to watch the cartoon one from the 1940’s. Turns out, when I was a kid, the scene where the evil Coachman’s face turns demonic traumatised me. I’d forgotten until I saw the face again. I’m 56 years-old but I froze up and peed myself in my armchair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 248

You deserved it 290

By Stupid - 20/04/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

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You deserved it 18 639

By LALALALA - 29/05/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 154

You deserved it 48 852

By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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You deserved it 8 408

Sensitive

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 126

You deserved it 25 549

Don't yuck his yum

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85

You deserved it 1 099

cradle6 13

Friday 11 November 2011 19:01

Face your fear? Grow up? Get a real talking animal to desensitize you? I'm not all that sure.

perdix 29

Friday 11 November 2011 19:10

Because you can't suspend disbelief. I'd freak out if dogs could suddenly talk. Mine would probably tell everyone about the peanut butter!

Comments

JiggyBoo123 11

Friday 11 November 2011 19:00

You don't like WINNING. (Charlie Sheen was in "All Dogs go to Heaven." Look it up.)

benderbot19 0

Friday 11 November 2011 19:02

I don't want to look it up. I want first commenters to have something funny or intelligent to say, otherwise stop rushing to be first. WINNING is not funny anymore. Never really was...

CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Friday 11 November 2011 19:05

Im guessing Cats vs. Dogs would be the Blair witch project to you then?

YayorNay 8

Friday 11 November 2011 19:07

5 - what a shitty situation. Btw this isn't funny either.

bubble25_fml 5

Friday 11 November 2011 19:22

In that case, Bambi would be Paranormal Activity.

explodingmuffint 0

Friday 11 November 2011 19:43

On the mobile version you can vote twice. Watch bolt :D it'll make you cry

awagh666 14

Friday 11 November 2011 22:44

OP, don't look at #23's pic. You might get a heart attack

Sassybq1 13

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:37

HE WAS?! HOLY ****!!!!

ajourdhui 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 8:10

"let's make music togethaaa!" love that movie

TheTerenity 9

Monday 9 April 2012 17:40

103- I stalked your profile description. Where have you been all my life c:

cradle6 13

Friday 11 November 2011 19:01

Face your fear? Grow up? Get a real talking animal to desensitize you? I'm not all that sure.

leogirl95 12

Friday 11 November 2011 19:29

What IS wrong with you??

flockz 19

Friday 11 November 2011 20:24

Ferbies are creepy as hell.

clancey6 4

Friday 11 November 2011 21:29

A ferbie would put him in a coma

cash_monkey72 9

Friday 11 November 2011 23:46

A Ferbie could put me in a coma! Don't mess with them, they're scary as Hell

cradle6 13

Saturday 12 November 2011 0:16

Yeah I was going to say, ferbies are scary enough to a normal person, I can't imagine how OP would react.

j_cat187 19

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:11

A Ferbie ruined my child hood when it glitched out and made a screeching noise.

KOOLBRITKID 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:47

Good

Jiplo 18

Monday 8 April 2013 21:39

not good. Ferbies are creepy enough when they work correctly, so just imagine what it would be like for a Ferbie to glitch out and screech at you. As a kid.

Raivyn_Grimm 9

Friday 26 July 2013 15:59

I have to admit... If I got a job making furbees (as ridiculous as that may be), I would make one single furbee that every twenty or so sayings would say something creepy... like "Let's see how long you can hold your breath! Do you have any plastic bags?" or some such thing. Okay, maybe not one single furbee. But just a few. Am I a terrible person?