Miscellaneous: Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room...

By Powerfool - 07/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML

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You deserved it 10 735

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 05:00

Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML

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By hatemyboss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alameda

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2023 22:00

Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML

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By tiredmomma - 21/07/2016 21:30 - United States - Boston

Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 00:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML

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Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:06

How sad. I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father. Hope you're going off to college soon.

amirn86 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:07

That is so hoed out Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours? And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories

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damn_man 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 10:10

Is it just me or is #40 ridiculous? Buying your own house at the moment if you are still living with your parents is about as easy as lifting your ballsack over your head, pulling it down your back, then sticking it in your asshole and telling your friends how great your new perspective on life is (life through the ballsack) without touching it with your face. Also, if this guy is underage then he can expect to have a decent sized room. You know, one that can fit a bed and a chest of drawers.

0 3

Thursday 9 April 2009 11:53

"Today I got a new house FML!!"

HeroicDude 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 12:58

Your dad is a slave to the pussay!

takemeaway10 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 19:35

WHo would design a house like that? How big is your mom's room? Is that room supposed to be a closet, or is that how she chooses to use it?

swimbaby973 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 19:36

believe me.. i have seen that many times b4.. my father is a realtor.. in a house my father sold.. the closet for the master bedroom had its own bathroom, couch, and makeup area

IAmBridgette 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:43

She's the "evil step-mother" I presume?

darkrayner 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:42

would you really want to sleep in your parents bedroom? what with your girlfriends and her boyfriend/husband wouldnt it get rather noisy at night???

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Friday 10 April 2009 0:25

Your house has a walk-in closet on its blueprints. **** your life indeed.

Shirschfield 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:36

MY ROOM IS BIGGER THAN MY AUNT AND ANCLE'S MASTER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

simplewhimsy 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:59

She'll be using her closet long after you've vacated that room. Practicality. (still though, I don't know why anyone would need a huge walk in closet)