Love: Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called...

By UnicornWaffles - 24/10/2016 01:38 - United States - Wooster

Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML

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By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

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Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 08:24 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML

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By Scottie Too Hottie - 27/06/2016 22:49 - United States - Pontiac

Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:36 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

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What a cad!

By the2girls - 09/08/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 24 October 2016 17:58

Sounds like that relationship is going to be a Rocky Road.

dietcoke09 25

Monday 24 October 2016 18:25

I felt like an idiot for not understanding this at first. "Why would she yell at some guy passing by her dorm? Why does she feel the need to share that she has ice cream??"

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Lalala579121 27

Monday 24 October 2016 22:57

Seeing sure, just not hearing.

ellabellaboom 24

Monday 24 October 2016 23:18

Pfft! Forget him. The only men you need in your life is Ben & Jerry! Lol but on a serious note, if someone isn't big enough to tell you that they don't want to see you anymore then, they're no good or at least not for you. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, this person can't waste anymore of your time right? :)

DravensTheName 16

Tuesday 25 October 2016 1:06

They weren't together.. he was some random guy that uses that route which happens to be by OP's dorm.

ShotaSammy 17

Tuesday 25 October 2016 5:20

Why are all of your comments like that? By seeing, op meant in a relationship sense as in, I've been seeing this guy for awhile and i'm starting to think maybe it'll work out this time.

0262944 15

Tuesday 25 October 2016 0:37

Why is your ice cream in the fridge instead of the freezer?

sweetsammiedee 16

Tuesday 25 October 2016 2:13

Ayyy what a d bag! Enjoy the hell out of that ice cream now OP and laugh at this later

Birdie27 11

Tuesday 25 October 2016 2:43

should have had a milkshake...it will always make the boys come to your yard

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 25 October 2016 4:09

He was focused on something...didn't want to forget it...let's go with that

jbivens1992 17

Tuesday 25 October 2016 4:23

Which in my opinion is way better anyways.

UnicornWaffles 23

Tuesday 25 October 2016 8:06

Hey everyone, it's the OP, I didn't log into my account when I posted it so I guess this comment isn't going to be blue and fancy. Clarifications: by seeing I do mean meeting him in a more-than-friends manner. And to the fridge/ freezer people, English is my second language so do tolerate that mistake. Although, I'm really not sorry for that mistake because the tiny freezer in the mini fridge from Walmart in my dorm works like a fridge anyways. Plot twist: I posted this fml right after the event happened. I confronted him about it by texting him and giving him the benefit of doubt. Turns out he was just pushing his earphones in and seeing him from the back makes it look like he was covering his ears, the hoodie didn't help the case. So we're all good now.