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By Hank - 14/05/2009 14:17 - Canada

Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML

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By arch maester shavayalsharashion - 26/07/2015 17:29 - United Kingdom - Surbiton

Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML

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By Sal - 05/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

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By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 02:00

Today, I invited a friend that I hadn't seen a few years to a baseball game because I knew they're big baseball fans. They ended up trauma dumping on me for two hours.. FML

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By working_as_usual - 08/10/2012 00:09 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML

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By cheersdaddy - 08/06/2011 14:51 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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kimaniv 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:26

Take your brother to the game

Luckster 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:25

umm....wow...that's a bit messed up. You were thinking of him and he calls you selfish for it?

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foolsangel 4

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:31

#5- Someone gets tickets and wants to take their dad, and they're being selfish? I'm sorry, but the dad is the selfish one here and has a self-entitlement problem. He's not the one who got the tickets, he doesn't get to choose what his son does with him.

aback 4

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:31

Take your brother, unless you have a girlfriend.

AnneFTW 17

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:32

Your Dad's an ass. Find someone else to take. He doesn't deserve to go. & you were NOT being selfish.

Sjolie 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:33

"Hey Dad! I scored two prime tickets to the morgue. You should take my brother."

nerdtastic 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 0:40

#14, epic win

isaiaha11 2

Thursday 5 August 2010 22:25

WIN!!!!!

Demon_Squirtle 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:34

How ungrateful of him...=/

mixedcalibaby 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:34

What an ass!! FYL for having an insensitive and selfish dad. If I were you I'd go with a friend, or go alone and sell the other ticket. I wouldn't give his moocher ass anything!!

liveitlearnit 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:37

Who in the world would think that if your son calls up with two tickets, he plans to give you both? Your father's logic makes no sense.

TheZephyrSon 3

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:37

Wow...that sucks...And #5, I doubt that if you won really nice tickets to something you really wanted to go to, you wouldn't give your ticket away. OP, take someone who won't be an asshole.