Miscellaneous: Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 07:00 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML

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Dumbass move

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 00:00

Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML

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Instadrama

By etahrabayraa - 27/06/2020 08:08

Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML

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By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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What have I done now?

By SupportPage - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Torrance

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Monday 26 October 2009 9:30

Let me try. Sttttaallkemgkhgkn. Sorry, I can't say that.

Subtext 10

Monday 26 October 2009 9:08

Depends. Do they have subtitles like "He's mine!!!"? If not, go for it!

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FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:16

How is this an FML?

crzygrl90218 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:23

heyyyyyyyyyy good for you congrats lol =^) kidding sucks BIG time =^(

mattdaddyryan56 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:57

YDI for crying about having haters. It just means somebody wants to be like you, you ******* idiot. Cry about it. I love Sarah Buckner.

catbutt 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:11

Happened to my friend in sixth grade. She had this webshow and some girl started taking the videos and posting her on her YouTube page. I mean WTF.

theDIVA_NL 3

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:53

o0o0o the same thingg happened to mee but after the group was created...the creator deleted his/her account so idkk who did but there SO MANY MEMBERS and idkk most of them lolxxx

epicwinmaster 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:14

GO WISCONSIN!!! not :p

teiso_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:52

Making a page doesn't make her a stalker. Breaking into your house and taking pictures of you when you're not looking makes her a stalker. She just has a crush on you. Poor you.

omghehehe 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:14

Yikes!!!!! A bit creepy. Ahhh, she just thinks ur hot!

barosp 4

Tuesday 27 October 2009 10:56

This should actually translate into: today, I found out just how much of a total loser I am, just by realizing I have the time to search for my own name on Facebook... Trust me, mate, having stalkers should be the last thing on your mind right now and maybe getting off welfare should be placed a bit higher on your priority list. Just a thought ;)

KatieGoesRawrr 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 13:11

stalker!

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