Animals: Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming...

By anonymous - 19/07/2012 23:56 - United States - La Verne

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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By englishtrio - 18/04/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By tatortot7707 - 13/01/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

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By Hurrikhan - 23/03/2013 11:43 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML

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zandalee 19

Friday 20 July 2012 9:24

Don't have kids. You will probably leave the baby on the bus. ;)

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 20 July 2012 9:21

And what did you learn? ;) It's good you didn't actually lose your dog though.

Comments

Kiki242 19

Friday 20 July 2012 13:35

That's about as bad as looking for your phone when it's in your hand.

om102907 4

Friday 20 July 2012 14:06

Dn mass hallucinations gwt me every time!!!

icemand90 17

Friday 20 July 2012 14:12

alzhiemers(no idea how to spell that). get checked. both of you :)

bjf10 22

Friday 20 July 2012 15:29

I was thinking maybe they left their brains at the groomer too. ;-)

the420estguy 0

Friday 20 July 2012 14:20

You are clearly a dumbshit change your name to **** Tard because you are an idiot

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 20 July 2012 15:11

Holy hell, that's no reason to be rude, you insensitive dick.

perdix 29

Friday 20 July 2012 14:28

You poor people! What stress and anxiety! You ought to go to the local self-styled "psychiatrist" to get a prescription for even more medical marijuana. Make sure you get enough to share some with your dog. Everybody must get stoned.