Intimacy: Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to... - FML

By maggie74 - 27/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Enfield

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

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Same thing different taste

By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

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Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

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Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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You deserved it 14 834

By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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You deserved it 57 616

I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

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Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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You deserved it 5 039

Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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You deserved it 19 789

By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 05:34 - United States - Escondido

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

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You deserved it 4 763

By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

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Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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You deserved it 8 663

By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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You deserved it 53 648

Blaze it 420

By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 09:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML

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Javee 17

Wednesday 27 June 2012 16:47

Can we see it? For the moustache of course *ahem*

Abbyybba 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 16:44

There's something he's not telling you!!

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Aking2198 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:04

hes probably overwhelmed by your hottness :)

bellygirl2000 0

Friday 29 June 2012 11:41

MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!

jmomolu 0

Friday 29 June 2012 14:08

X0

jackeechan 10

Friday 29 June 2012 18:22

At least he didnt tell you your actual mustache took away from the picture

84120 0

Friday 29 June 2012 21:23

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!!

CastielJ 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 2:19

Picture or it didn't happen.

dragonmonkey 9

Saturday 30 June 2012 10:28

kinky!

princessmollysue 9

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:17

????He's trapped in the closet closet closet ????

Derrrrrrp32 6

Sunday 1 July 2012 6:58

Oh he's gay!

Smilebaileyboo 0

Friday 13 July 2012 23:32

hot id do u

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Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML

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Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

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Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML

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Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML

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Today, I made some brownies to take over to my dad's place for his party. He started yelling at me when I told him I'd added a special ingredient for taste, demanding to know what I had slipped them. Cinnamon. It was cinnamon. FML

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Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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