Intimacy: Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to... - FML

By maggie74 - 27/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Enfield

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

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Same thing different taste

By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

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Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

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Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

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Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 05:34 - United States - Escondido

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

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Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

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Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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Blaze it 420

By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 09:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML

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Javee 17

Wednesday 27 June 2012 16:47

Can we see it? For the moustache of course *ahem*

Abbyybba 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 16:44

There's something he's not telling you!!

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kaybear949 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 6:36

Lol next time he sends you one put a bow on it and tell him you like it better that way:)

Jmo5050 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:08

Hit me up :) yur so sexxy :)

janro72 10

Wednesday 18 July 2012 17:26

fettish for facial hair? hahah

moomoo123456789 1

Saturday 4 August 2012 18:56

Then he's obviously gay.

DecembersShadow 2

Sunday 12 August 2012 10:56

You should photoshop a picture of him wearing a bra and a thong and send it to him saying "I like it better that way"

LONERANGER44 11

Wednesday 5 December 2012 13:38

He has turned to the dark side.

AlexCanada77 13

Wednesday 9 July 2014 8:36

He's a keeper!

thegoldenbird 11

Monday 21 July 2014 5:47

Ditch him. He's one of those freaky Moustache Fetish guy.

anormalperson 25

Sunday 25 December 2016 15:24

Or...he just has a sense of humour

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Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was required to stop eating, and drink a bunch of foul tasting "goo", which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely for the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shoved up my rectum. FML

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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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Today, while making New Year's resolutions, I realized that I haven't hung out with anybody other than my family in over two years and I started crying. When my mom came in and I explained why I was crying, she replied, "Well that sucks. I'm off to have lunch with some friends. See you later!" FML

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Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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Today, I dropped a tray of dirty dishes at work. I overheard a server telling a customer that I was inexperienced, so I said, "I'll have that man know this is the first time I've ever dropped something." I turned around satisfied and then dropped the tray again. The guy was in hysterics. FML

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Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML

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Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

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