Miscellaneous: Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing...

By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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By AmNot - 05/08/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

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By Sarah - 17/12/2012 12:25 - United States - Statesboro

Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 730

By distressed - 05/11/2010 23:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

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You deserved it 4 104

By oneloveliz - 17/09/2017 23:15

Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML

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You deserved it 1 572

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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You deserved it 4 754

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 566

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By oxymorons - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter, or my son. Turns out they all are. FML

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You deserved it 3 270

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 2 159

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 085

MaddieMonster 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:09

black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"

always_his 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:13

Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.

Comments

z0mb130v3rl0rd 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 21:49

HAAA HAAA HAAAA. Cookies are cookies, man. If you're that upset about some cookies that went MIA, then you should make some more or go buy some. Is your life really that damn sad? YDI

plexico 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 21:51

Casualt and humpdebump, this FML would have been ten times worse if the OP caught his mother committing adultery. Obviously, the mom is unattached, so the normal Ick factor and Oedipus complex issues abound, yet the homewrecker aspect is lacking. If the OP caught his own mom, that would have been pretty sickening, too.

Casualt1234 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 22:00

i agree it would've been a lot worse, plexico. but if it were adultery, the OP would've probably mentioned it. plus, the cookies are safe so there is no creamy **** filling in this story :)

Ianslilgoofball 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 21:53

Who sets up a security camera to monitor COOKIES? Also, who gives a **** if your mom had sex? Just get rid of the tape. Shit. Are you just realizing your mother has a libido too? Christ, grow up.