Miscellaneous: Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing...

By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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By AmNot - 05/08/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

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By Sarah - 17/12/2012 12:25 - United States - Statesboro

Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML

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By distressed - 05/11/2010 23:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

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By oneloveliz - 17/09/2017 23:15

Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML

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By oxymorons - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter, or my son. Turns out they all are. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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MaddieMonster 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:09

black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"

always_his 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:13

Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.

Comments

thelonelylurker 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:32

So who stole the cookies?

zee209 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:46

Oh jeez, seriously? A camera?! How old are you? YDI for being childish.

plexico 3

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:00

You need to rent "Bad Santa" with Billy Bob Thornton.

Thoureau 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:09

If you did find the perp, would you have yelled "Who told you you could eat my cookies?" followed by "Put that cookie down... NOW!"?

noshitsherlock 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:07

HAHAHA I LOVE YOU. Yeah, who eats someone's chocolate from their room (esp. around Christmas, that's dick!) while they're sleeping?!

zilkon 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:33

ummm.... send it to me?

GatorBites 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:25

Sell it on the Internet and spend the money on cookies.

noonecaresurfat 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:37

what are you the ******* cookie monster you were that worried about it. ydi x1000

iknowyou 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:16

maybe they were weed cookies? otherwise YDI for being paranoid

DangerousBabee 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:18

LMAO xD I Laughed so hard..not exactly at the FML itself,but the "i wanted to see who was stealing my cookies" part ROFL xD

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