By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 490
You deserved it 14 152

Same thing different taste

Top comments

black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"

Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.

Comments

fyourlife33 0

im guessing you live at home.. you wouldn't just ask family members who was stealing the cookies? maybe move the cookies? maybe not be a fatass concerned with cookies that much? get off the poor treadmill so people dont have to make bets on your fat ass? and now you have black mail congrats

AfricanChick 0

Wow, all FML commenters try to eventually get on the subject of weight and then tell said FML poster that they're a fat-ass and need to lose weight.

What makes you think the OP is fat? I like cookies, and I'm underweight. I'm not allowed to eat cookies often, either. OP may have had a small box he saved for himself and if the cookies he saved were disappearing and his mother wouldn't answer his question, then sure, a camera's justifiable. If you asked your mother if she took the cookies before setting up the camera, then FYL. If you just took the tape without even asking about the cookies, YDI.

DEVASTATOR 12

eeeewwwww FYL indeed and always_his yes camera is nescisery(excuse my spelling) cookies are the best especially Maryland cookies 

They probably used the cookies as well ;)

How old are you six you and where do you keep your cookies in cookies cause it's kinda weird to have sex in the kitchin

bexox 0

Not really. Lots of people have sex in the kitchen. People have sex all over. In fact, I bet your parents have had sex on YOUR kitchen table. ;)

i bet they had sex all over your bed too

fyourlife33 0

quite funny i had to laugh out loud #37

noshitsherlock 0

LMFAO you couldn't just ASK? And it's funny that you have access to video equipment, but theft of some cookies bothers your cheapass

are you telling me that you still haven't found who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? I've spent my whole childhood trying to find out.. :/

acethehusky 0

oh was his cookie in her oven?

Make pudding next time XD Haha But ya, ew nasty

Random_Poster 0

They did make pudding! Love pudding...

Random_Poster 0

Or throat yogurt. Either way your Mom got some yummy dessert!

Scorpious 0

I'm thinking that they had a camera, and just wanted an opportunity to use it. I know that if I was in that situation, and had a camera, I would, just because it'd be awesome

You should make pudding next time XD Haha But ya, ew nasty