By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 10:00

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Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
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Nysha 17

<p>It is quick and easy, and it's always a good idea to get tested, but it doesn't solve the problem that OP's husband apparently has zero trust towards them.</p>

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kaysheik 16

Why not go get an STD check to show him it's nothing? It's quick and easy

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Michelle Rae 2

<p>I'm not going to tell you what you should do or pass judgement on anyone. I think the first step is getting tested for STD's to have documentation that you don't have any. The second step is counseling....deployment puts a lot of stress on a marriage and changes it. We all know that our soldiers come back from deployment with PTSD, depression, etc.&nbsp;</p> <p>There's plenty of help out there for your husband and marriage. Don't give up!</p>

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Bearsmomma 30

"I'm not going to tell you what you should do..." proceeds with TO-DO list.

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Niko1295 4

Jodie strikes again!!

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sweetpotato301 7

<p>Why is FML so bad now? Terrible layout, way too many ads, keeps logging me out and now won't let me reply to comments. Word of advice to this site: if it ain't broke, don't fix it.&nbsp;</p>

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sweetpotato301 7

<p>Why is FML so bad now? Terrible layout, way too many ads, keeps logging me out and now won't let me reply to comments. Word of advice to this site: if it ain't broke, don't fix it.&nbsp;</p>

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crookedtiles 9

For future reference, deoderant prevents razor burn! Yes, even there!

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Love_L0ST 13

To be fair a lot of military woes cheat on their husbands while they are on deployment

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Psychosorren 0

go get tested and show him your results

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WittyReference 8

Shave his "manly bits" then he can learn what razor burn is first hand

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izzytakamono 9

In defense of OP's husband and as an army vet, you see women cheating on deployed husbands constantly. It's not so much a trust thing as much as confirmation bias thing.

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