Love: Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer....

By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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By lonely. - 15/08/2012 16:46 - United States - Buffalo

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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Thursday 20 May 2010 16:29

ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.

ShadowPunkChick 1

Thursday 20 May 2010 16:24

Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!

Comments

rawrlolfmlf123 4

Tuesday 24 April 2012 0:40

Nasty!

SteffiRose2113 4

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:52

Wow. I'm grossed out after not shaving for three days. But damn.!!!! Thats ******* gross

writergirl23 19

Monday 2 July 2012 10:34

Disposable razors don't work at the best of times. Take my advice and buy men's razors, they work brilliantly and last for months with near to the same sharpness you bought them for. Women's, on the other hand, last for a week.

LiveRS 7

Monday 17 September 2012 16:44

you're doing it wrong..

DylansMomma 9

Thursday 4 October 2012 7:06

Your comment : Being single shoudn't effect your hygine OP. Maybe THAT is why you're still single.

tamgibbo 5

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:57

That's just disgusting and gross.. Ur hygiene needs improving... I hope u brush your teeth on a daily basis ;-/

Sodapop40 21

Saturday 9 February 2013 3:17

That's nasty...

fuck_you_idiots 4

Wednesday 13 March 2013 19:07

I'd like to know how many of these "you-should-take-better-care-of-your-hygiene"-clowns are men who do shave their legs and armpits. Those hairs have nothing to do with concept of personal hygiene, otherwise men would be also culturally expected to shave their legs and armpits. And the reason for pubes is actually hygienic - they are there to stop dirt getting into your private parts. Idiots like these make me wanna stop shaving just as a statement.

sugarbear0727 19

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:46

Its a personal choice. Sometimes I forget to shave my pits. I'm taken, amd even though leg hair grosses my boyfriend out, I only shave my legs like once every few weeks. I shave my armpits at least twice a week. And as long as you wash your body, being unshaven is not unhygienic.