By eviltwigster - 26/06/2012 16:16 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML
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eviltwigster 7

It would be all good, but I row, so i am supposed to build up leg muscle :/

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Top comments

mandark 9

Eh, I like a nice pair of legs.

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DontModMeDammit 10

**** makes for a more interesting comment.

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Comments

DocBastard 38

Girl: Oh my god your legs are beautiful! OP: Thanks. Want me to show you my special technique for shaving and moisturising? No here, allow me to demonstrate on you. Just hand me that lotion... You're welcome.

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cheefer 0

After waxing her piehole, I'd likely suck a fart out of it.

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CatieMac 0

haha making women jealous is not the way to get laid my friend

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Abbyybba 0

U never know some women just might like that kind of thing

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tennislove11 2

@perfectmistakes......no its 3 words sillly omg .....crazy wasnt part of it

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

There's this new thing called a reply button. Use it.

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DespairFaction 11

Nice legs, what time do they open? Woah! Never mind.

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The_F3rris 11

Bet you got more than you expected there, huh? ;)

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perdix 29

Are you the dude with the perfect hourglass figure? Throw in some fake ******* and you'll get a hole bunch of straight guys to change teams!

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Tig Ol' Bitties!

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perdix 29

Nope, just a little Easter egg for you and any other careful readers.

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Unbweavable 17

Mission accomplished. Why are you whining?

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OttersIsAwesome 8

Congratulations, you just lost part of your masculinity for a party. I bet you feel proud.

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cheetahbaby96 8

Man-Card revoked.

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DocBastard 38

So leg hair is your yardstick for masculinity? Interesting. I always thought it had to do with security in one's own manhood which, coincidentally, would allow one to shave his legs without fear.

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cheetahbaby96 8

Man-Card revoked.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

^Still can't comprehend anything. Come back when you are more mature, missy.

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DocBastard 38

Cheetahbaby - I do believe that men are granted Lifetime Immunity when we father children. I have two. I also believe 16 year old girls don't know the first thing about masculinity.

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OttersIsAwesome 8

*Note the word part Most men don't shave their legs on a regular basis, so having more hairy legs would be considered a masculine trait.

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cheetahbaby96 8

...Why is my comment on here twice? O_o But I was referring to OP. Sorry if anyone misunderstood... Also, if you knew what I meant and said that, then I guess I earned my hate. Haha

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dellis44 7

at least you're getting positive feedback!

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PaigeRawr 0

So, FYL 'cuz your costume was good? _(?)_/

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