By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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maryic4ever 19

If you're gonna shave your pubes especially at someone else's house, make sure you clean up everything. No one likes to walk into the shower and see a bunch of pubes

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Killz268 18

just say the scary pube monster was trying to get you in the shower.. she'll just forget about it in 15 minutes anyways

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enginsteve 17

Why in the world did you shave your pubes in someone else's house? What was so important? haha Poor grandma...

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daddysgirl243 21

you couldn't have waited for another time and place?

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worldclassrager 39

That's one method of shaving I don't think I'll ever understand...perhaps a little trim would work better...shave at your own place

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rapunzel13 11

Lol #9 you made my night!

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VeganVampyre 26

Hmm... Yup, the reply button does appear to be working. Strange.

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PO_linesman 4

YDI. Shaving pubes in someone else's shower and not cleaning up thoroughly. That's disgusting.

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Burton_Forever 23

should have told her she's senile she'll just forget anyway clean it up after you tell her

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Ms_ValS 27

I thought you meant he should tell his grandmother that she's senile

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MrZsDad 19

You just got trolled by Grandma lol

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interesting33 36

That IS embarrassing. But it doesn't sound right to let her think it was a burglar, she could be really worried about it. Maybe just tell her it was you, you could say you shaved your legs or beard stubble?

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