By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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maryic4ever 19

If you're gonna shave your pubes especially at someone else's house, make sure you clean up everything. No one likes to walk into the shower and see a bunch of pubes

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Killz268 18

just say the scary pube monster was trying to get you in the shower.. she'll just forget about it in 15 minutes anyways

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mayhemily 7

Unless you have really jacked up pubes, couldn't you have just said you shaved your legs? She probably would have believed that.

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graceinsheepwear 33

I have news for you. You're more cowardly than she is senile, from the sound of it. She jumped to a conclusion to explain strange pubes and you let her think her home was unsafe to avoid embarrassment. You lose.

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cutiepop8456 8

why didnt u just tell her u shaved ur legs. most people do that its totallay normal.

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sassy2085 16

Why shave your pubes in the first place ydi

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

To everyone saying OP could have said they shaved their legs: It says that OP is a male, and the only males I know to shave their legs are swimmers. So I don't think that would have helped. Still, it sucks that the grandma thinks her home was broken into...surely there could have been any other excuse. Shaved your chest, maybe?

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