By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup

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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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dancekat 7

Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!

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RedPillSucks 31

When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.

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twilightriforce 10

"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

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Comments

amifaiyaz 12

he shall not be pass for at least a week.

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amifaiyaz 12

he shall not be pass for at least a week.

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lkhardin 13

At least it didn't look like Aragorn used his sword.

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RKD 23

Don't let him use Glamdring for a week or so,,,,that will settle him!

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on3simpleclick 4

"One does not simply, shave your pubic area..

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_winniebell_ 10

Try waxing it may hurt and cost a lot more then just shaving but its defiantly worth it...

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Zyzz7 12

No, they ******* dont. At all. Bits of feces and cum and blood getting stuck in hair down there, absolutely disgusting. Good luck trying to get with any male.

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