By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup

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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 430
You deserved it 12 050

dancekat tells us more.

dancekat 7

Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!

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Top comments

RedPillSucks 31

When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.

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twilightriforce 10

"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

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Comments

ItsAnanya 25

Just for the reference , he's awesome . XD Waxing ? Hair removal cream? Try that next time OP :]

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RedPillSucks 31

Hair removal cream on your privates? ouchies!!!

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stevothedevo 25

You can get hair removal for sensitive skin, like face and bikini area's.

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NurseJonathan 9

Now, now, madam. We are not sure if he's joking. Would you do this to your husband if he was joking?

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The_Thinker 18

Until now, I haven't been more upset at the fact that I've never watched Lord of the Rings.

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NurseJonathan 9

You too? Hard to think a witty comment when I haven't seen any of it. Be a heathen with me.

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The_Thinker 18

Brace yourselves. The fandom is coming.

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NurseJonathan 9

We shall hold ourselves up in Helm's Deep.

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vladimirnabokov 15

I only know who Frodo is... so I'm going to assume you did a really bad job. Don't worry OP, it's a hard area to shave. he was probably just joking with you and appreciates the effort.

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BronayPonay 6

What a descriptive way of putting that lol

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Perfectg 9

Well how would you show it to him unshaved..!?

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chanellgymnast 17

Maybe you should just get it done professionally... Or ask him what he likes?

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RedPillSucks 31

There are professional pussy shavers? Is the signup line long?

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Snackycake 20

Professional waxers, but to be honest it must be a horrible job. Imagine all the girls who don't wash well down there....*gag*

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jlynpa 10

Tell him, until he shows more appreciation, no more frodo "tea" baggins for him!

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Dcm210 19

Shave more often, don't let a forest grow there.

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chasestiner 7

"Hole in a woman... There lived a hobbit"

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