By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup

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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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dancekat 7

Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!

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RedPillSucks 31

When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.

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twilightriforce 10

"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

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Comments

indianagirl3077 8

Waxing ? No way ! Lol

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sugarbear0727 19

Awe, that's cute. At least you could laugh about it. My boyfriend is always concerned when I nick myself while shaving, its sweet.

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Chevydude44_X 12

I think it's sexy when women have "a full bush."

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pwnman 33

Ah, a year after the birth of the FML. How's the stuff going on now?

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lunadaisy12 16

This LotR reference is a win!

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ryryfrenchfry2 2

Public place?!? Shouldn't that be private?!?

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