By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup
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dancekat tells us more.
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
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That's a wonderful way to phrase it : ) Also, thank you for being so considerate to your fiance, try not to hold it against him.
Tell him if he complains again to pay for you to have hair removal laser treatments! But on the bright side he has an amazing imagination! He is a keeper!
Slavgaard
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Ask him to do better on his.
Ask him to shave it for you next time. He can see it better than you anyway. Besides it can actually be a form of foreplay. Have fun with it!
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
It's good you two have a good laugh, OP! ^^
SmokeyPlague
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my favorite furever lol
Zyzz7
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Good on you for keeping it clean down there. Hair is disgusting on girls.
Lol.
Well I personally prefer to look older than 11 or 12 so...
Druu
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Best part of this FML is that you get an fml badge containing a LoTR reference!
What I want to know is...how long was your pubic hair that made him describe it as Gandalf's beard?
They spelt axe wrong lol -.- How does one do that. How
jennuhm
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So every time you have sex he's imagining receiving oral from gandalf? Yes. FYL.
scottyspot
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When he proposed did he use the One Ring?
No. He used it as a cockring.
Laugh it off, life's too short to take it seriously
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When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.
"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."