By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup
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Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
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lmaoooooo. should have fixed it up a bit more.
Too late. She may have not noticed her mistake until her fiancé said this.
hmm... He makes references to LOTR, are you sure he's mature enough to marry?
I dunno. I lost my heart to a Pokemon obsessed girl. She's rather mature. I wonder where she went. Anyway, the point is that we can be into anything and still be mature.
If my boyfriend of two years didn't appreciate my love for LOTR, we might have had a problem. Liking one of the most epic movie series (except for Harry Potter, don't attack me!) ever made does not make you immature.
Druu
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I bet your eyes get Misty when you think of her..
He should be happy you tried. But I know some guys don't like that look. Tell him he needs to support you or else you won't want to try things for him anymore.
Sooo, you're marrying a 12 year old?
With those references maybe you shouldn't let your fiancé near your pubic area for awhile! That sounds like it hurts though!
Why do girls totally remove their crotch hair. I mean, removing some of it so it doesn't look like a tangled rag mop is okay, but why do you got to take off all of it?
RedPillSucks
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As with most aspects of the torturous parts of female fashion, its dictated by what men like (I know not everyone likes it) and probably a bit by the **** industry.
squideth
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This may shock you guys, but not everything women do is to please men. Some women shave because it's what THEY prefer.
As a female, it is easier to control the hairy mess if it is clean shaven. Also that way, there's no irritation if you continually keep it shaven. I'm sure guys have trouble with irritation down there. The skin is highly sensitive in those areas compared to the rest of the body.
I'm with you #59. Whenever someone tells me they are completely clean shaven all I can think of are little kids. How can anyone who isn't a pedophile be into that?
Tell him he will now forever be seeing the "Forbidden Forest" if he keeps up the wisecracks. Or, hand him the razor and tell him to get with the plan and laugh your ass off about "how tiny it looks" if he does it.
TVKill3r
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Yeah that's a sure fire way to keep a relationship going.
Wrong book. That's Harry Potter.
vanessa09865
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Ok best FML by far because your fiance made that amazing LOTR reference. Not sure why he isn't your husband because he is obviously awesome. Marry him ASAP. YDI though; let pro's do it for you.
Sounds like Fangorn Forest has seen better days....
Trim it down a bit with a beard trimmer before hitting it with the razor. Makes it easier to control your landscaping.
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When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.
"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."