Love: Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of...

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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Bad liar

By Anonymous - 18/02/2020 14:00

Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents were coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML

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By Cereal_mistress - 07/10/2013 18:54 - United States - Sonoma

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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Classy guy.

By This_girll - 20/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML

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By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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Vagitarian1 10

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:21

Well he might not have cheated on you - mathematically speaking.

Nathan_h24 17

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:24

You do realize that pregnancies last 9 months right

Comments

synamin 11

Monday 4 August 2014 17:03

So, was he with her ALL day, or was it just a couple/few hours & this whole thing was blown out of proportion? I'm curious. & chances are this kid was conceived before OP & her bf actually became a couple. I'd really like a follow up.

yetanotherginger 19

Monday 4 August 2014 20:43

Actually the chances are that the baby was conceived while OP and her boyfriend WERE a couple. Since we haven't been told anything except that they've been going out for 8 months, and gestation takes 9 months, there's an 8/9 chance (88.88%) that he cheated on OP and got his ex pregnant in the process.

Macherni 5

Monday 4 August 2014 18:57

That will really suck for him if it ends up being his.

IHeartMyBf 10

Monday 4 August 2014 19:53

And how far along is she?

celinadepp 21

Monday 4 August 2014 20:42

Hopefully he's an ex boyfriend now. He shouldn't have put his ex over you especially on your birthday. You deserve someone better.

Abbwil 5

Tuesday 5 August 2014 0:37

on the bright side you've been dating 8 months so you know things happened before you two got together....but it still sounds like it's time you make him your ex . sorry and hope your birthday was well despite this incident :)

yniguez09 14

Tuesday 5 August 2014 5:14

Am I the only one wondering why you're still with a guy who may or may not have recently knocked someone up, possibly while dating you...??

i_luv_nandos 5

Tuesday 5 August 2014 17:10

Obviously he thinks the baby is his if he's visiting her. Plus, if he would rather spend time with her on YOUR birthday than you, Dump him cuz he's in love with her not you. You deserve way better.