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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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You deserved it 5 818

By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 153

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 647

You deserved it 2 767

Bad liar

By Anonymous - 18/02/2020 14:00

Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents were coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML

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You deserved it 256

Get back here!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML

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You deserved it 107

By Cereal_mistress - 07/10/2013 18:54 - United States - Sonoma

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

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You deserved it 96 119

Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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You deserved it 230

By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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You deserved it 3 029

Classy guy.

By This_girll - 20/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 392

By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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You deserved it 5 125

Vagitarian1 10

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:21

Well he might not have cheated on you - mathematically speaking.

Nathan_h24 17

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:24

You do realize that pregnancies last 9 months right

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martin8337 35

Monday 4 August 2014 3:29

I think that a DNA test is in order.

princesspeachxox 18

Monday 4 August 2014 3:36

You sound like you may be the rebound girl op, if he can't even spend the day with you on your birthday you should definitely reconsider your relationship, love shouldn't be complicated :)

DivinePrince 18

Monday 4 August 2014 3:45

He probably got her preggo before he met you. And he has to help with the baby or the stupid girl will bitch his ass out for child support.

jagott2 8

Monday 4 August 2014 4:00

If the baby turns out to be his then he should be an active father to the child because it is his child. Acting like a parent shouldn't be used as a ploy to reduce child support payments. Also, it's not 'helping' when it's your child. It's called being a parent. The mentality that women are the parent and men are 'helping' is ridiculous. Both are equally responsible for the child and should be equal participants in the upbringing of said child.

plunkit 6

Monday 4 August 2014 5:31

You spelled sad wrong.

titibug823 11

Monday 4 August 2014 4:05

DNA test!

ostfaiz 18

Monday 4 August 2014 4:21

FYL Op.. happy birthday to you!

ericjprs 3

Monday 4 August 2014 4:58

Although he should be spending the day with you at least he's being responsible!

thenamesjan 13

Monday 4 August 2014 5:01

Aww it's OK! Happy birthday!

jeragonm 15

Monday 4 August 2014 5:05

This is why you wait to have sex until you are married. It prevents so many possible complications and problems.

Jacqui_Meowth 11

Monday 4 August 2014 5:17

Not necessarily, 68. Pregnancies last 9 months, and we're not told how pregnant the boyfriend's ex is. For all we know, she's 8.5 months pregnant or about to pop.