Kids: Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter,...

By kimm1993 - 03/08/2013 04:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By friend - 29/06/2012 20:48 - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

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By heresmybellybotton - 18/07/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By notpreggo - 01/05/2017 12:00

Today, I was taking my 3-month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon". I've never had a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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Saturday 3 August 2013 12:30

Time to follow through with that forgotten new year's resolution

freckleface221 19

Saturday 3 August 2013 12:30

Gotta love kids. They always speak their mind.

Comments

JAB9989 13

Saturday 3 August 2013 12:55

I swear kids are like little drunks when it comes to talking about things like that

courtz94 24

Saturday 3 August 2013 12:58

Well she wasn't trying to be mean. Kids are honest and they don't always know how hurtful things may be. Brush it off or exercise to burn off the fat. Either way it'll be okay.

aeonsoul 12

Saturday 3 August 2013 13:10

kids and their brutal honesty. don't hesitate on returning the favor so they learn to put a sock in it "yeah well your feet stink" status

hcollins1 18

Sunday 4 August 2013 1:42

You've never taken care of kids before I assume.

Chellybelly92 14

Saturday 3 August 2013 13:13

About time for her parents to have that talk about what might sound nice isn't always a nice thing to say. Also doesn't hurt to hit the gym now and then.

Juneyah1017 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 13:21

She sounds like a cute kid

hiholls 13

Saturday 3 August 2013 13:33

This is not a FML. You earned your stripes. Yeah you might have some excess fat to be shed but you're allowed to put your baby first and weight loss second, at least for a year.

Neesalun 20

Saturday 3 August 2013 13:48

Aw! Kids unfiltered mouths can be so honest!

Cazz91 21

Saturday 3 August 2013 13:50

If that kid is right and it bothers you that much, make a few changes in your life to make yourself feel good. If that kid is wrong and just spoke out of their innocence for not knowing any better, roll it off your shoulders OP.