Miscellaneous: Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 06:44

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

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By hypebeast - 28/01/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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By you fuckhobbit - 23/12/2012 22:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML

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By Depirama - 28/02/2014 21:26 - France - Bron

Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 07:00 - Brunei Darussalam - Muara

Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 22:10 - United States - Chandler

Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML

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By ctmoto77 - 24/03/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML

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By Jakub89 - 05/06/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

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By purple - 29/01/2010 11:22 - France

Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, "get closer to Jesus" camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2024 16:00 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, I tried joining a Roblox game, only to discover I was banned. According to the game's creator, it was because I'd exploited on an alt. The alt was an account intentionally impersonating me in order to frame me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

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Friday 26 November 2010 12:21

Well you shouldn't have come here looking for God. There's no shortage of assholes here.

Quyzl 0

Friday 26 November 2010 12:21

Then you went to the wrong Christians; there are still some good ones. FYL.

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77taylah33 0

Friday 26 November 2010 12:37

it good that you tried and you don't have to quit just cause you got banned there are lots of other ways to find God and it's deffinatly worth it!

Selena_is_back 7

Friday 26 November 2010 12:56

Also, see a grammar teacher.

77taylah33 0

Friday 26 November 2010 13:17

I don't really care about grammer

Selena_is_back 7

Friday 26 November 2010 13:30

I was just saying...

thisntme 0

Friday 26 November 2010 13:36

or spelling, it seems...

Sinkhole 26

Friday 26 November 2010 15:52

42 - People in Grammer, Indiana need love too! It's really cold of you not to care about them.

robc32ca 4

Friday 26 November 2010 12:38

God's not on a website!!! there's no Internet in Heaven...

Primus_fml 0

Friday 26 November 2010 14:17

Then it isn't heaven.

robc32ca 4

Friday 26 November 2010 14:19

but they do have facebook in hell!

Selena_is_back 7

Friday 26 November 2010 14:20

lol, I see what you did there.

BethiiGeex 0

Friday 26 November 2010 12:38

Loll Christian website? Why don't you just go to church.

aaronsternberg94 0

Friday 26 November 2010 13:07

Heyy cutie:)

carcinogan 0

Friday 26 November 2010 13:47

cause you would get moderated like that guy^^

iliketurdles 7

Friday 26 November 2010 12:38

You know when Jesus said he loved all his children? I think he lied.

Selena_is_back 7

Friday 26 November 2010 12:39

Interesting...

020266t 5

Friday 26 November 2010 12:41

fail

suffokateslowly 0

Friday 26 November 2010 12:53

find god??? i didnt know he was missing?

SouthernRebfl 0

Friday 26 November 2010 12:55

u shouldn't need a website to help u find god again; what a dumbass

CallMeHush 0

Friday 26 November 2010 12:58

You must have the worst reputation EVER!

ydi_4_suking 20

Friday 26 November 2010 12:59

Keep trying. You won't find him in a website. Dumbass

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Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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Today, a discussion with my father about what to have for lunch turned into a linguistics lesson, then a bible story, followed by religious anti-gay propaganda, and finally a brief discussion on why my brother would make a terrible military dictator. I still haven't gotten anything for lunch. FML

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Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

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Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML

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Today, I was one of five people called up to the front in class to receive a special notice from the school administration. The first four people received awards for outstanding effort in school. Mine was a notice that I had overdue library fines. FML

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