By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 06:44

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Well you shouldn't have come here looking for God. There's no shortage of assholes here. 

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Quyzl 0

Then you went to the wrong Christians; there are still some good ones. FYL.

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Aduro 0

You shouldn't really go looking for a higher power...YDI for putting blind faith in some higher force that you want to rule your life, when you can control your own life by choice

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FYLDeep 25

I think it has a little more to do with the afterlife. Unless you consider the Christian website to be a higher power.

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PSQ91 6

Obviously you, you commented.

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obtusian 7

I'm not a religious person but if I were to go searching it wouldn't be through a website. There are things called churches from what I've heard.

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Barnyckle 0

You should be thankful tha God gives you the opportunity to try and register any site you want. Being greedy is a sin!!! :)))

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Hawt_Chick 0

So does this mean yur going into the desert for 40 days and nights now searching for him?

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Kgirl2cute 6

I find it strange that you used inverted commas around "find God again".. just sayin'

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t765234 10

Inverted commas? Don't you mean apostrophes?

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DocBastard 38

No, she meant what she said. Apostrophes in the US are called inverted commas in the UK.

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sourgirl101 28

So am I to believe the Earth is only 6,000 years old? How hard of a pill is that to swallow? Blind faith, lucky if you have it. I wish I did.

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mitchie11 0

Some Christians are dumb enough to ignore scientific facts, but others integrate science into religion. The book of genesis, in my opinion, and the 6 days of creation, is all metaphor. I think a day wasn't 24 hours in that book.

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jayemdoubleyou 1

You know what that means. See you in hell. You were probably trolling anyways. Misleading FML is misleading.

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