By Isa_Marie0113 - 03/11/2014 23:32 - United States - Groton

Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML
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Hey guys! I wrote that FML. Yep, wasn't one of my best moments, but it's something we can laugh at now especially since he's usually the one that's gassy! Thanks for reading it and I hope you all had a good laugh too! (I would just like to add that I'm about to click "Spill the beans!" and I'm dying over the irony.)

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AdamsNumberOne 16

I'm pretty sure he has lots of gas at night also. But then again, if he stays with u after that then he's a keeper!

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bearstyle22 11

I just think of peter teaching meg on how to find a boyfriend. love the gas! love itttt haha

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martin8337 35

Some people don't understand that gas is normal bodily function. It could potentially be a problem if it smells like something died up there. I personally ghastly ave no problem with anyone farting.

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martin8337 35

OP, you're a keeper.

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Vivi99 12

Everyone farts sure its embracing for him to say that but I hope he didn't make a big deal out of it op.

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PhillDante 17

I once slept over at a friend's place, and he thought a Jack Russel dog broke in. It was my snoring...

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jennilis 0

It sucks that it happened the first time you spent the night at his place, but it sounds like he might have had a sense of humour about it. Just laugh with him :) Also, my boyfriend says the best way to show a man you love him is to fart in front of him :P

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seemo82 19

If he is a keeper? then he shouldn't embarrassed her by telling her anything about it... that was soo not decent

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DaBlacky 31

I think it depends on how he said it. There is nothing abnormal at nightfarts, but stating it that way and comparing her to a grown man, is not really nice :s

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RecklessLove 18

I'd want to know if I was farting in my sleep...

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cryssycakesx3 22

45, its not like you can do anything about it anyway...

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worldclassrager 39

How would he know that? Actually I would rather not know

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Dave_Davington 33

Everyone has night farts. It's hardly the end of the world.

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