Intimacy: Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex,...

By anonymous - 01/02/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 11:54 - Australia

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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By fjafja - 07/03/2009 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML

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By cockfist - 04/03/2014 22:41 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By WWJD - 01/03/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and I lustfully requested we try doggy style this time. He responded, "No, Jesus wouldn't like that." FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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ohmy_god 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 22:54

I've had a boy tell me that he wanted to "fake" rape me. Never talked to him again...

extremekiwi 0

Monday 12 July 2010 12:25

thats why she said roleplay fucknut

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kmusic 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:21

RUN....DON'T LOOK BACK....THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY...

SammyJane 1

Monday 18 May 2009 15:31

CREEEEEPY!!!

LoveToSmile101 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:45

Wow creepy. You don't tell those kind of fantisies on the first ****..

easylazy 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:37

So you got raped, except that you wanted it? That's just messed up girl!! I recommend going to one of those "I got raped anonymous" clubs

aussiegirl1990 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 16:28

Be careful. If you like him enough... roleplay and safe word. Jessica

99MDC 0

Monday 19 October 2009 15:07

Roleplaying, nothing wrong with it. Reality- Distance yourself ASAP

lathblade 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 15:15

Really? You hook up with some major creepers

Hurt16 0

Friday 20 November 2009 3:32

that was crazzzzy

dab3st 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 3:24

stop having sex ok? you will get an STD and I'm gonna laugh if u do then post it on FML.

selizabeth 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:26

okay SERIOUSLY , that ' s messed up . mkaay , someone.... close to me & my best friend was raped & it aint that funny at all . dont joke around with that stuff. & uhhm , fantasizing about it . wow you have serious mental issues if you think it ' s fun cause it aiint ! grow up and think a little cause that aint right . you don joke with that stuff cause it's way so seroius .