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By ThatAintLogical - 18/12/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML

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By Miller_Time - 18/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

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By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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Leave me alone

By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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Move it, now!

By Anonymous - 24/07/2020 05:01

Today, I had just gotten out of the bath when a police officer knocked on my door. I answered in my towel, and he told me I had to leave due to a bomb scare. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By RIP - 08/11/2019 08:00 - United States - Lambertville

Today at 10:00 pm, someone rang my doorbell 4 times, while I was sleeping. I thought it was an emergency and I opened the door to my neighbor who just want to ask if I had a blackout at noon. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 00:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

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Yeyo_23 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:20

not an fml he could have saved ur life dummy......^^^^^^ creepy name dude

DreMaMa 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:29

The guy basically saved your life. TY PEEPING TOM! I wish I had one.

Comments

LOL_7052 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 5:31

lol agree w/ #17

curryisforGs 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:01

Note: There's an up upvote button for a reason.

Erniesduck123 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 5:36

If you do indeed have a peeping Tom I think it is incredibly weird you have a window through which you can see yourself in the shower, and you do not cover it with blinds or something.

writergirl23 19

Thursday 29 March 2012 9:17

I think op would invest in something now?

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 5:42

When you didn't answer you cell I had to call the cops. Glad to SEE you're OK!

Jessi_Rose96 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:16

Sound like you have an open window, too.

perdix 29

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:29

He was trying to turn you in for ending your show too soon.

silicon 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:33

when some1 hurts you, dont feel bad because its the law of nature that 'the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets maximum number of stones.

molacolacake 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 18:13

What?

NewJoisey 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:50

sorry i was so worried when i saw you fall. i waited atleast 5 mins to see if youd get up. i called the cops in tears i thought id lose my baby.

Argmik 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 7:43

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 8:09

well i guess here both sides kinda win....even though the OP doesn't realize shit

jstunna345 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 9:37

UMMMMMMMM maybe he heard you fall and decided to be a nice neighbor and call the cops after he repeatedly knocked on your door, but you were passed out and woudnt remember that