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By babygirllxo - 13/07/2010 18:28 - Canada

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By kronic1990 - 14/01/2015 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

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By fark - 20/11/2014 20:45 - Ireland

Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 09:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By yeahhhhhommmie - 18/09/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

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By no name - 22/06/2013 07:20 - United States - Gaylord

Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML

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Tuesday 13 July 2010 23:19

Oh the IRONY!

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Tuesday 13 July 2010 23:30

irony at it's best!

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:30

ironyyyyyy!!!

PieInTheSky24 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:09

oh the irony ^_^

laim489 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:12

fail

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:18

hahah almao! I'm so sort but this just made my day! hahahah XD needed a laugh X)

skipper211 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 4:16

ironyyyyyyyyy

Rhanno 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 4:48

sry, but that's hilarious lol

benners 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 5:47

FAIL

aRm95 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:28

the irony.

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:30

oh the irony

dirtyrussian97 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:35

too bad you can't sue since you knew it was wet there

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