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By babygirllxo - 13/07/2010 18:28 - Canada

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By kronic1990 - 14/01/2015 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

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By fark - 20/11/2014 20:45 - Ireland

Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 09:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By yeahhhhhommmie - 18/09/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

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By no name - 22/06/2013 07:20 - United States - Gaylord

Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML

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Tuesday 13 July 2010 23:19

Oh the IRONY!

angela161033 5

Tuesday 13 July 2010 23:30

irony at it's best!

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babygirllxo 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:36

Glad I can make you guys laugh :P I had a good laugh at the time too. I'm accident prone, it's all goodd :)

Geiko_fml 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:41

Yeah, it happens. Lots of people are accident prone. Though, the accident prone people are the greatest.

mclovin12194 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 7:21

fyl...

RachaelQ 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 7:30

I thought it said you slipped at work while carrying a baby. It would have been funnier that way.

sk8trzero53 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:49

oh the irony, fyl op

ToNstAAr 8

Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:59

That's ironic.

rebbee 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 14:27

Oh the irony!

HIMThe666 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:15

suddenly, irony out of ******* nowhere

selinabitxhxoxo 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:32

WTF ?!

rebbee 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:25

just had to say somthing well thought out and original ;-)

xsam4296x 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:36

read the sign next time.

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