By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 06:33 - United States

Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML
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thew_fml 14

i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok

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Ceejay1 13

How can you mistake heels for vans .

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Felling 14

This FML is not only stupid but just unbelievable. Like how did this make it? How is this an FML except trying to make weed look bad (again). Jesus, some people can't ******* handle their drugs and shouldn't be doing it. Any of my stoner friends could figure out the difference between heels and vans. -__-

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stevothedevo 25

Sounds like you were smoking crack.. Not weed.

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cl4ptp 18

Cannabis doesn't have that kind of effect. If you were really that stoned, you wouldn't have even wanted to make the effort to walk to 7-11, unless it was to buy food.

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hugepenises 1

How the hell do you mistake vans for high heels? They're not even the same type of shoe and I've been stoned to the point where I couldn't lift my head up off the couch and could still tell the difference between shoes. this has to be fake

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Cfjla15 6

weed does not make you that dumb, my friend. You are an idiot of the 1st degree.

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dermor 3

I call bullshit, you put them because you wanted to

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shannon2348 14

I smoke weed. I have never been that ****** up on just weed. thsts ridiculous

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