By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 06:33 - United States

Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML
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thew_fml 14

i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok

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Crazafon 19

I'm curious as to how your feet fit in her high heels?

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yesyesnonono 10

By "her", he meant "mine once I went to the mall and bought a pair for myself"

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420Zombie 17

#16: either op has tiny girl feet (for entertainment purposes I'm assuming op is male) or his sister has giant Paul Bunyan feet

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GuessWhatKids 13

Getting high isn't something that would give you "bad karma"... and if you think it is you're very misinformed about drugs, weed in particular.

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Reaper1984 13

Ok, three things here 1 not sure this should be a FML, 2 the words accidentally and stoned needs to be removed, 3 YDI

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Welshite 39

1. It's up to the mods to decide if it's FML worthy. 2. Removing words would completely change the FML. 3. There's a button for that.

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lightburns 10

#20, I think #18 was saying that this guy it "accidentally"-on-purpose.

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shellzy 20

I'm actually pretty impressed that you managed to walk on high heels while stoned without breaking an ankle. I get the feeling you've done this before...

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Enslaved 36

Mmmmm a Slurpee sounds good, right about now!

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firefly319 7

That was either a significant amount of weed, or you're lightweight... My question is whether you wobbled wearing them or with confidence and swagger. Either way, your sister needs to hide her clothing and make-up as that is the natural next step. ^.^

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honeyred1 2

I've been around a few people high on weed & never have seen them do that. You sure you weren't tripping on acid? Because if not then I think you have a future in heels. It'll be a fun ride

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BubbleGrunge 18

I'm not quite sure why you got thumbed down. Honestly, it's idiots like OP and their bullshit stories that give stoners a bad name. No one acts that way on pot; only fools claim they do.

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j_cat187 19

If it was acid, he probably wouldn't make it out of the door on account of the dragon.

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streetriots 9

LSD wouldn't have that kind of effect and neither should weed. OP is just using weed as an excuse to act out their desires.

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hayds95 9

I've done a similar act on acid..nun costume and red pumps to 7-11. I wasn't tripping but it gave me a confidence boost. If you were truly stoned, you wouldn't want to move..especially walking in heels :P it's no easy feat!

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doit4ah15 10

taking young wild and free a little to far

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kiraleann 16

I would wonder if your weed was laced if I were you. I've never known anyone to be that unconscious of their actions while high from just plain weed.

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