By ronz - 08/02/2012 13:26

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
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ICATiger 13

Elevarors are not a very sneaky way of leaving work......

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taytaylal 11

Ydi. Don't go on the elevator, you go down the stairs.

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Pelreskovich 11

The bathroom on your floor was out of order.. Duh!

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piccalo 4

Is it?..Come lets see what's the problem...

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srslybro 0

Maybe you should stay at work from now on. Obviously you need to if you don't even know how to correctly say the past tense of sneak.

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Almighty_Chris97 6

OP can come back to school, like me.... Except a little further back.

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ChessyHop 0

You deserve it for being an idiot and using the word "sneaked" when it should be "snuck", sheesh -_-

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pdxtrent 0

You should have said something about needing a tampon from your car.

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grapisy 8

Unfortunately that plan works slightly less then perfectly, seeing as "ron" is not a very feminine name...

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melons 44

Oh, I don't know - would you ask your male employee what he needed a tampon for?

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undrglass 2

I'd feel worse for you of you used the proper form of sneak... (it's snuck out of work early.)

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outch_fml 0

Tell him you were getting him a sandwich

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TheGothGamerGirl 20

Well that conversation must have been awkward unless he was a cool boss and let you leave anyways.

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wterry24 2

Take the stairs next time

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