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By ronz - 08/02/2012 13:26

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Leaving Early Fail - 12/01/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

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You deserved it 11 722

By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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By XoXonedirectionXoXo - 23/06/2012 22:21 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By worksucker - 05/07/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

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By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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You deserved it 10 700

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By CaBur - 19/02/2013 22:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

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ICATiger 13

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:42

Elevarors are not a very sneaky way of leaving work......

taytaylal 11

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:44

Ydi. Don't go on the elevator, you go down the stairs.

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bubo_fml 10

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:27

"Hey Boss! Just running down to the shitter in the lobby. The one on our floor smells like a finish line at a Taco Bell 5k fun run!"

sweetzombie88 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:29

You definitely deserved to be busted. With the job market the way it is you should definitely not be pulling crap like that.

coolstorybro6 6

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:17

Tell him you wanted to talk to him or any other lie

hipposrock101 6

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:49

dude, it's snook off work early not sneaked... :p and ydi

jasef 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:21

Actually, sneaked is correct. Snuck is becoming more common, but sneaked is valid past tense for sneak.

T1A2Z3 34

Wednesday 12 December 2018 9:34

I'm pretty sure he's joking. No one thinks it's Snook 😂😂

chazeola 4

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:13

Snuck*

dkaiser24 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:45

You should've rappelled down the side of the building. It works in the movies...

nevastar85 6

Thursday 17 July 2014 22:04

snuck. not sneaked. dumb ass.

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 17 August 2016 3:35

"Hey boss. What floor? ... No, I'm going to my car. ... What? Oh, I left my water bottle/phone charger/some files." Or you say you were coming to find your boss and tell him you weren't feeling well.

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Today, after finally convincing my wife to let me donate the piles of junk lying around, I was backing out of the driveway with a full load when she ran out going, "Wait, wait!" She wants to go through everything and try to sell it. Back to square fucking one. FML

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Today, I found out my husband of four years has been cheating on me with his boss, who had been kind and treated me well. I never suspected it until I caught them in OUR bed. All he would ever do was come home and complain about how hard his job was. I guess that wasn't the only thing that was hard. FML

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Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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Today, I was called in to work on my day off to cover for a co-worker because she was busy getting it on with my brother. FML

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You deserved it 1 584

Today, my daughter posted a poem on Facebook about how her father and I abused her for years. It's a complete lie and an obvious attempt to impress her boyfriend, whom she thanked for "rescuing" her. I've received several hateful messages already, along with threats to report me to CPS. FML

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Today, my lovely boyfriend decided to make grilled cheese on his own for the first time in months. Apparently, within that time span he forgot that plastic doesn't go well with prolonged heat. Goodbye favorite pan and spatula. FML

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Today, I had a dream that I was swinging through New York City as my favorite hero, Spider-Man. I was almost immediately beaten to death by a mugger. I suck even in my dreams. FML

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Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML

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