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By ronz - 08/02/2012 13:26

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Leaving Early Fail - 12/01/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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By XoXonedirectionXoXo - 23/06/2012 22:21 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By worksucker - 05/07/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

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By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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By CaBur - 19/02/2013 22:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

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ICATiger 13

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:42

Elevarors are not a very sneaky way of leaving work......

taytaylal 11

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:44

Ydi. Don't go on the elevator, you go down the stairs.

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NoOneLovesYou 13

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:28

80 - read my above post - you're an idiot as well. congrats.

srslybro 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:57

You're a jerk as well. Congrats!

d_unsub 12

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:31

It's true that its hard find jobs nowadays but its even harder to find someone who never did anything wrong. Sneaking out of work is wrong but no one really knows why he/she did it so why you people getting so ******* judgmental??

SunsFan 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:37

Snuck*

skinflint 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:39

next time at least wait until you get to your car before putting your golf glove on.

firefighterjohn 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:05

I would of been like. yaaa I heading to my car to get something real fast. then not leave early. ppl need to think in the time of heat

towboater198425 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:12

Learn to spell dumbass

hobojones 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:57

I have to say this, its snuck*

b2ac 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:06

Come on. You gotta have a plan if you are leaving early, or a good excuse in case you run into your boss.

merimar3 4

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:18

explain that you needed to get something out of your car OP!

lhamil64_fml 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:25

I'm really curious of the outcome. What did he say to you? You could have just said something like "I forgot something in my car"

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