Miscellaneous: Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible....

By hotpatata - 06/07/2012 15:03 - United States

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By de-ow-dorant - 19/01/2017 08:00

Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 30/06/2013 04:36 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML

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Friday 6 July 2012 18:53

At least your eye didn't pop out

DooleyFTW 17

Friday 6 July 2012 18:55

Not sneeze?

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ColorfulSmiles 7

Saturday 7 July 2012 7:38

My uncle onced popped his jaw out of place by yawning D: I'm sorry, hope it gets better!

gabrielc1977 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 7:43

Hope you managed to get it back. Hint: go see a dental surgeon, just to have a checkup. Good luck!

wubbazugg 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 10:54

Holy ******* shit. Not even *I* sneeze that hard, and I hold nothing back..

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Saturday 7 July 2012 11:37

...I am afraid to sneeze now.

cassi135t 1

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:28

...How do freaky things like that even happen? O_o

Mahtari 19

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:53

The more you know.

emilyhg 8

Saturday 7 July 2012 19:51

Dang! Try not to kill urself...

HotShrimp 3

Sunday 8 July 2012 3:38

This is giving me nightmares

annabel93 6

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:32

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CeltHound 14

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:42

Wish I saw that!

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