Miscellaneous: Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible....

By hotpatata - 06/07/2012 15:03 - United States

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By de-ow-dorant - 19/01/2017 08:00

Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 30/06/2013 04:36 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML

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terrible_things 1

Friday 6 July 2012 18:53

At least your eye didn't pop out

DooleyFTW 17

Friday 6 July 2012 18:55

Not sneeze?

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Buzzy123 7

Friday 6 July 2012 23:57

It's like a cartoon :D

Fylives101 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:12

Just reminds me of Quagmire for a second.

dakotahulsey 15

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:15

i really want to see this.

dmeloccaro 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:40

Hope you got it back in place!

misspulkadot24 17

Saturday 7 July 2012 4:12

At least you didn't hold the sneeze in and risk your head exploding? Trying to think optimistic here...

rj33445 4

Saturday 7 July 2012 4:19

For you dummy

husky22 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 4:49

that takes serious skill

zander4310 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 6:31

lol @ the first 6 comments all getting thumbs down

ebrainer1 9

Saturday 7 July 2012 6:37

I'll bet there was a little miniature scotty in your nasal passage radioing your brain saying "I'm givin' her all she's got captain! She canna take no more!"

MISSJMAGIC 6

Saturday 7 July 2012 6:45

so sorry ! :(

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