Miscellaneous: Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible....

By hotpatata - 06/07/2012 15:03 - United States

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By de-ow-dorant - 19/01/2017 08:00

Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 30/06/2013 04:36 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML

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terrible_things 1

Friday 6 July 2012 18:53

At least your eye didn't pop out

DooleyFTW 17

Friday 6 July 2012 18:55

Not sneeze?

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govan1107 1

Friday 6 July 2012 21:22

We're you trying to hold your breath

HiddenMonkey 8

Friday 6 July 2012 21:26

I'm surprised this hasn't happened to me yet. When I sneeze I see stars.

CessnaPilot 5

Friday 6 July 2012 21:27

Happens to me when I yawn sometimes.

twizzy2011 5

Friday 6 July 2012 21:48

Gazoontite!

Senseless_487 29

Friday 6 July 2012 22:07

Happened to me when I yawned once. I feel your pain, OP, but it's nothing compared to having it put back into place!

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 6 July 2012 22:31

I have TMJ, my jaw gets locked all the time. I know how painful jaw problems can be, I honestly feel terrible for you. :(

brownov6969 4

Friday 6 July 2012 22:33

**** that's nothing you pussy ass ****

Brilliant66star 17

Friday 6 July 2012 22:48

I don't know how, but I'll take your word for it & hope at the same time that it never happens to me. FYL.

lemonarm 18

Friday 6 July 2012 23:00

hey me too! it hurts like hell! (not today but a few years ago i did that too)

PoshLife_Cross 5

Friday 6 July 2012 23:19

God bless you.

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