Health: Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root...

By Anon - 17/02/2012 20:43 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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Bless you

By Achoo - 31/01/2023 02:30

Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML

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Gappy

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 04:00

Today, after having to get the front filling on my tooth fixed five times, the dentist finally decided to give me a crown. While waiting for the permanent to be made, I had a temporary one put in. This one fell out five times. The final time, I actually sneezed it out. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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Both ends

By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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zombicidal 11

Saturday 18 February 2012 3:14

so you took a drill to the uvula

DocBastard 38

Saturday 18 February 2012 3:19

The dentist had his "tool" in your mouth? I've never heard of fellatio being referred to as a "root canal" before.

Comments

nic7973 23

Saturday 18 February 2012 3:53

its like taking an arrow to the knee, but in your mouth!

Zomg_Okay 26

Saturday 18 February 2012 3:57

Originality, I like that. /sarcasm

nic7973 23

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:06

and your sarcasm value added a grand total of NOTHING! wanker...

Zomg_Okay 26

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:10

There was nothing to add too, so of course I didn't add anything. All you did was take the most annoying, overused meme in existence and demonstrate exactly why it is the most annoying, overused meme in existence.

GoW_Chick 14

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:05

Reminds me about the old horror film about a dentist, makes me cringe when I'm in the chair and the dentist is poking around, even though my dentist is a really nice guy, but it's always the nice ones you have to look out for. >.>

zombicidal 11

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:08

be like in little shop of horrors with the sadistic dentist and the masochistic patient "get out of my clinic you sick freak"

sweetzombie88 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:48

Dr. Giggles?!

SignUpisntcool 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:10

Ouch! But it could be worse , you could have got an arrow to the knee .

SignUpisntcool 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:17

There's you a mouthful! Sorry ,I just had to.

sammyscrazza 6

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:46

Mmmm boner

Epichearts 2

Saturday 18 February 2012 5:13

Ive never been to the denist -.-

crazyblackchick 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 5:17

Dude, you totally got drilled in the mouth.

sidkenney 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 5:32

Then what happened

flockz 19

Saturday 18 February 2012 5:46

well then of course OP and the dentist got married. OP was attracted to the kindness of the dentist while the dentist was attracted to OP's lack of a gag reflex. then they went back to the dentist's cardboard box, had freaky monkey sex, and the dentist made OP plump with his seed. nine months later, a young boy was born, whose only mission was to kill and exterminate any and all FML commenters who make dumb comments. the people praised the young boy and made a statue out of him, made of their own fecal matter. then i went back on to the internet and continued giggling at LOLcats.