By Anon - 17/02/2012 20:43 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
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DocBastard 38

The dentist had his "tool" in your mouth? I've never heard of fellatio being referred to as a "root canal" before.

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StromyG2 10

I have 2 words for you, law suite.

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MissHayleyJames 7

Now what exactly does OP need a law office for? Or do you mean SUIT? And again, what would he need that for?

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zombicidal 11

wait so you're telling me if sneeze and deep throat a scalpel I take money from a man working in an occupation with some of the highest suicide rates gee I thought teasing that girl until she developed an eating disorder was fun

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alexup24 13

is that a special hotel room for lawyers?

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GovernorGeneral 8

And i have one word for you : Shut the **** up.

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Bozone 7

I would've pushed the tools away , it's a habit to cover my face when I sneeze . It's not like you're hands we're tied to the chair

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niplipsip 9

hard to push tools away when they're INSIDE your mouth. you'd probably do more damage to your face if you did that (depending on what exactly the tools were)

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sarahlouise0506 10

If OP had endo-files down the canal of the tooth, it would be impossible to lift them up put of the tooth and out of the mouth. If OP had a rubber dam on (a latex sheet on a frame) it wouldn't matter if they sneezed!

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Bozone 7

I understand that , I've had a root canal. I'm just saying its a habit to cover my face so my hands would just be in the way of everything =]

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perdix 29

That's one dude you don't want to piss off. Did he pick the tools up off the floor real quick and invoke the Five Second Rule?

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rob3rt561 0

^^^ those comments r trying wayy to hardd to be funny..js

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GovernorGeneral 8

And youre trying too hard to get upvotes.

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GoW_Chick 14

You know what I don't get, why the hell do people say "just saying," is it like a thing or what? I know you're "just saying" because you just said it, it's a little irritating.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Lol im sorry i didnt know to say that using ' thumbs up 'but after i realized i coulda just said more thumbs? idk. So i just said upvote -.-" And 47- who said 'just saying' ? o.o ...

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zombicidal 11

I personally think upvotes is an easier term and should be universal

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GovernorGeneral 8

Also i think youre quite the redditer yourself. ^^

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Furrywhiplash 14

54- 22 said "js", as in "just saying." Not only are they restating the obvious, but they are being incredibly lazy about it as well. Which does nothing but reinforce the point that it doesn't need to be said at all.

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

I used to take dental tools the mouth, but then all my teeth fell out.

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MonsterCommenter 4

It would had been great if i could had interpreted what you had said in that comment. Was I the only one?

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GovernorGeneral 8

Hes missing a 'to' 'i used to take dental tools TO the mouth...' Like the arrow to the knee jokes? Ether way still mehh xD

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Crap sorry I changed what I was originally gonna comment. Guess I forgot a "to." Sorry. And yes, it was a play on arrow to the knee jokes.

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KimmieKat 0

Omfg. I'm so sorry, god that must've hurt >.>

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